[Poetry] Medic, Oh Medic, Please Rescue Me

Medic, oh Medic, please rescue me
I don’t like it here; I long to be free
Medic, oh Medic, will you not save me?
Save me from his antics (and misery)

Medic, oh Medic, am I forgotten
As I’m right next to a heart quite rotten?
Medic, oh Medic, I hate it in here
His brain is just full of chicken and fear

Medic, oh Medic, how he tires me
Despite warning, he dies to a sentry
Medic, oh Medic, tell him not to taunt
When he kills spies whose Dead Ringers they flaunt

Medic, oh Medic, will he ever learn?
By taking teles, his team’s ire he’ll earn
Medic, oh Medic, please tell him to cap
He’s either at spawn, or lost on the map

But, oh Medic, there’s a way to save me
Gib him with an explosive – or two, or three
Medic, oh Medic, please destroy the Scout
Lewd Miss Pauling thoughts, I can live without

Medic, oh Medic, please rescue me
I don’t like it here; I long to be free
Medic, oh Medic, do hear me out, please
Signed by your faithful friend, Archimedes

PS: Now you know why some Scouts constantly yell “MEDIC!”

Bird shaming image from takedaa of tumblr.



– Published on The Daily SPUF –